So what's going down on the 'Ugly Betty' finale on May 17th? Pucker up for a juicy goodbye kiss as Betty and Henry's romance gets all steamy. Wilhelmina gets closer to her goal of ruling the world one fashion magazine at a time and Daniel goes deeper than ever before. (Get some depth loser!)
The Suarez family trip to Mexico gets dang dangerous while secretive secrets get secreted.
Tony-winner Kristin Chenoweth will play Diane, an orthodontic technician who becomes overly involved in her patients' lives - including Betty's. (I'm expecting Henry's girlfriend will hook up with Betty's orthodontist...a blind tranny could see that one coming a mile away!)
The icing on the cake? Gina Gershon reprises her role as cosmetics mogul Fabia! Bitchin!
And it's all wrapped around a gooey, musical center...why, that's not just sweet, it's positively...
Yummilicious! Televicious! Fagtastic!
(On a totally unrelated note, I couldn't *believe* Vanessa Williams agreed to appear on last night's 'Shear Genius' - luckily she's so hot now, nothing, not even that stinking pile of Bravo-produced poop, can ruin her career. (Don't even think about it, I'm knocking on wood as I type.)
